Interlude: Netsuke...What?...The miniature animal carvings our indians do using Tagua nuts, they're called Netsuke in Japan.

Just Heard: Icing glass, poder y potencia! Respect! The Original!! One dollar!!

Really guys, I've to work today!! Please, is the Higgs?

Found a new boson at 125.3+/-0.6 GeV with a sig between 4.9-5.1 sigma from CMS. But, again, it's the Higgs? x_x Come on!!

This is worst than a mexican soap opera, is the Higgs, yes or no?! x_x 5 sigma for God's sake!!

Interlude: Grow two more inches by next monday...I can do that, but what about our midsection?...I'll only need 45 minutes for that...*chuckle*

Interlude: How many bosses does it take to screw in a light bulb?...One. He holds up the light bulb and expects the universe to revolve around him...*chuckle*

Just heard at El ValleKs Market: "Yo no voy a Italia por que Martinelli tiene algo de eso" x_x

Finish the phrase:

"I owe it to myself to _____________________."
You know the answer. Make some time to go do that today.