Uncertainity...

As if the pressure isn't great enough.
M called me tonight. He readed me a paragraph of a blog he found in the internet.
"Are you the author" he asked.
I could've lied, but then, he's my best friend. And besides, how many men keep a record of every lover they had had. He just had to read a couple of entries and check the dates to figure out who's who.
"Yes" I replied.
I heard him hitting the wall.
"456!!"
I couldn't kept myself straight - "472" - I hadn't updated the total since I left Panama.
I heard him hitting the wall again.

Pandora's box has been opened.